thankfully rick and morty fans seem to have patience but this shit ain't easy as it looks

As a comedian I'm constantly asked at parties to perform my routines. I look at a welder like "okay next ur getting ur shit from ur car and performing an ARC weld right here while you're trying to relax".

My father once poised "Don Draper is so handsome women must forgive him" it's interesting but infuriating thinking. I couldn't help but churn reading this review, biting finger nails etc., and as a male attracted to women, AND as a male who vividly remembers how many women in my grade enjoyed Pirates of the Caribbean…

I was explaining Michael Scott to a friend the other day. Emphasizing Steve Carell as irreplaceable in the role. Nothing will ever make me laugh like I did when Michael followed his GPS into a river despite his better visual judgment while Dwight pleaded "there's no road there!". He sunk that shit like a boss.

Glad you think so.

I've got a few chill pills if you got some more dialogue, bro.

Alloooooooooooora!

You'd be very surprised. I've seen people attempt to enlighten him. Some people truly just go for the bright lights. He also takes Fast & Furious films incredibly seriously, and is a "Date Movie" apologist. I need new friends.

"It would sell SO much more tickets though! Throw Bond in there too even"

I actually hadn't recalled until you even said it. I guess I need to rewatch it first. I just got so disengaged. As a casual viewer of this franchise and of many other franchises in general, I'm just frustrated with films teasing "they might be the villain or have a dark secret that will keep you guessing the whole…

we all do

Thanks for alluding to Fassbender's David ultimately having created the Xenomorphs revealing himself as a villain. This review has made me less interested in seeing this film.

I want my feature film with Vin Diesel as Black Bolt back… those were better times.

Oh shit I just relived Will Ferrell in Anchorman yelling "CANNONBALL" and no one laughing in theatre all over again, thanks.

I seriously wonder what kind of haul this title would have made. That is the movie.

Even Terry's outfit resembling the U.S. flag in "who wore it best" with Boyle was so on the nose for a cold open.

Consider if they'd chosen a slightly less attractive male actor opposite Jennifer Lawrence. As much as I love Chris Pratt - THAT would have been a way more interesting film. To emphasize my point, swap Pratt for Jason Segel in your heads.

It's a shame studios don't seem to be brave enough to make this show in physical appearance of it's stars.

But he is her captor I think the point here is that this script was apparently hyped up floating around hollywood for several years so what probably happened is that the studio re-positioned it with two hot stars as a love story which was getting away from the moral dilemmas presented in the script. You not…

Okay cool. I read your responses and I am slightly embarrassed to be preaching mental health at someone in 'the know' howver itn satisfies me to know anyone reads "calming the emotional storm" because upon court room hearings I realised "the goal of the judge is that they wanna go home and have dinner" therefore…