"Third Planet", "Perfect Disguise", "The Stars Are Projectors", "Wild Pack of Family Dogs", or anything off The Moon & Antarctica.

I've been feverishly reading Adam Levin's The Instructions. Most of the religious stuff goes over my head, but I find the troubled kids stuff very moving. I wish I had this book as a dumb, violent teenager.

I have a work friend. It's nice to have someone to talk to about hip-hop and cartoons in real life.

The whole damn town smells like manure for some reason.

I don't fuck with soggy food, Core.

I pick milk. I hadn't drank milk regularly since middle school, but now I've got a jug-about-every-three-days habit.

I haven't listened to the whole thing, but "33 God" is the shit.

I love Joan and Toots from Clone High.

The end of "Dipper Vs Manliness", where Stan tells Dipper he demonstrated his manhood by doing what was right, is a great little moment.

I want to walk into work and yell Randy's rant at the bar.

Only tangentially related to the article, but i work in fast food and tonight someone went into a bathroom stall and left feces right NEXT to the toilet. Fuck that shit.

I had a dream I had a dream the the Cannes film festival was rebranded Larry the Cable Guy's Grits 'N Gravy Fest.

The new season of Regular Show. Its been kind of eh so far, but the show holds a special place for me, as the reviews introduced me to the AV Club.

I prefer the Human Centipede version.

He was truly the Arnold Palmer of golf.

"But as long as it overcooks some horror elements and under cooks others…"

*A drunkard's dream if I ever did see one…*

Song of the year.

I had a similar experience with Clone High.

I really like Hellogoodbye; I think in an ideal world, they'd have Blink-182's place.