Ah, the Milo and Otis approach

Can you be a pet owner and a PETA supporter? I thought PETA believed you couldn't own an animal… and therefore euthanized almost all the dogs in their shelters to save money for their stupid advertising campaigns.

Who thinks they'll keep it contemporary or set it in the late 80s/early 90s? I'm hoping for the latter, just to preserve the Queen cassette tape and the ansaphone gags.

You can always imagine imagine that he's the Movie Icon for 2017, where his body of work will be (spoilers for an 85 year old murder mystery) being stabbed to death by twelve people.

But he's already playing Ratchett!

My favorite thing about the Eddie Redmayne role is that he thought he was basically playing an accountant, which begs to ask… just what kind of person is doing his taxes??

I think I'm more impressed that you as a 12 year-old had read Victor Hugo? Which is probably more than the average Disney executive can say.

To be fair Disney has also heroically ignored: the protagonist murdering his wife and kids (Hercules), Prince Charming knocking up the princess out of wedlock before getting his eyes gouged out by thorns (Rapunzel), and the ugly stepsisters cutting off pieces off their tows so they can fit into a shoe (Cinderella).…

Even if Johnny Depp's continued career is a bit of an outrage, this role is bound to be at least a little satisfying for those of us that hate him.

You and Kevin McKidd both

I've said this for years now, but if high fantasy and zombies both go out of style before there's an adaptation of Garth Nix's Abhorsen trilogy, I'll be pissed.

They had to shut down Racetrackworld after guests killed too many horses

That's been a problem even when the beast's human form was Jean Marais

No love for My Own Private Idaho?

He managed to get 15GB a month on satellite internet? My folks live a mile and a half down a road where only the first mile has cable and the highest tiered satellite internet plan available has 10GB (unless you count the extra 10 from the hours of 2:00 - 6:00 a.m.).

Never. Just follow the creators over to Voltron like everybody else did.

Still better than can't.

If you want real hilarity, look at the original cover of the book. Then look at a picture of the author. Then remember that it was originally posted on fictionpress back in the day.

Myrish swamp.

And endlessly the same phrase over and over again until it ceases being meaningful in any way whatsoever!