Is it dangerous to watch Eight Crazy Nights and Seven Years in Tibet back to back?

Tis a conundrum.

If putting things up your tail end causes extreme pain, perhaps it is time to stop putting things up your tail.

I prefer the post-feminist werewolf stories.

The crying should have been enough to fire him.

Am I alone in thinking that the students outside the hospital were making a "jerking off" motion with their hands?

Darn paparazzi.

My take on the face touching request is that she really wants Matt to touch her face. Having Foggy do it was sort of a surrogate.

I would never hire Rob Corddry as my financial advisor.

I liked the use of the orchestral "Nothing Else Matters". Although the blue tinted slow walking it accompanied was very Michael Bay-ish.

This is depressing. I have a colonoscopy in two weeks.

That was some depressing television last night. But so well done, I would watch it again.

Did not know there was a "pro-anorexia" movement. A herd that thins itself?

Well at least we now know who to blame for the creation of the postal service.