god you've made me so curious! maybe you can offer a description? because I know I will regret looking it up.

Poop.

I still can't tell if that video is completely serious or not. I think it is mostly serious, but maybe that kid is a little self aware?

The ribbing is mostly out of love, though. That and his complete misunderstanding of Seinfeld.

Can someone spoil who wins the PFT/Samm L. faceoff? Is it Nick Thune out of left field? I don't know if I can listen to the whole thing without the knowledge ahead of time that PFT is victorious in the end.

Oh, also the twist is it has something to do with Hurricane Katrina? They're giving money to the people screwed by insurance companies there?

It was all an elaborate set!

"Killer is not getting it done? Looks like it's up to Loki to cause some fun around here! Eeehehehehe!"

(it doesn't give away that much)

It's not that crazy of a twist, really. Please don't waste your money.

It's like Zach Synder figured out what the scene was about in a word, then searched his iTunes library by song title for that.

Well, than maybe this movie isn't so bad!

She got big ol' DSL's.

"If you like apocalyptic thrillers, you might like After Earth!"

Yeah, I thought this movie was pretty awful. Just seemed poorly directed, everything about it seemed off. The plot is absurd too. I wouldn't even say it kept my interest.

Oh yeah, like this review is in any way credible! Nice try, AV Club. Thanks for the PROPAGANDA.

It would be pretty entertaining to watch a whole movie about them being literally blind drunk.

Sir, I bite my thumb at you.

Hmmm. Contextual cues are telling me this is a funny comment.

Si senor. Though as I've said before in these comments, I've only been listening since the Garfield Incident episode.