well…marvellous. I'm just going to have to settle into being confused about modern technology a little earlier than I expected.

"three-inch CDs, each containing one track. So not only can the songs not flow gorgeously into one another, but you’ve actually got to find a machine that can play those tiny, inconvenient, obsolete discs."
Now I feel really old. Have CD players been completely phased out already? Those three-inch ones don't need a…

the "white" bit of "sjw" is normally silent, which is a very telling slip

"So does this mean it'll ditch the childish spell, character and monster names? (Main character called Newt… I guess not.)"

coincidentally I just dug up some 80s comedy trash on youtube today and saw Alan Rickman playing a comedy sex pest in an all-woman show (Girls on Top if you're morbid, featured Tracey Ullman and French and Saunders) lead by a sour and bossy sitcom feminist and thought "I forgot how normal this was."
The punchline was…

I imported "romanced Anders, killed him" and didn't get a whole lot out of it. Presumably because nobody wanted to talk about it, but it was disappointing. My Hawke was a mage and it turns out they also didn't animate for that, so he ran to his death trying to smack a demon with a stick. Varric spiralled into despair…

Tediously heroic gay male frost wizard (went with a white face tattoo and beard, looked like a thin creepy Santa a lot of the time, also learned that specialising in frost made killing bears a nightmare). Supported the Chantry but didn't claim I believed the Maker chose me, and got a LOT of lectures about how the…