I eat it like that sometimes to remind myself not to lie.

To be fair. Mac and Cheese and Potato Salad are better than grits.

Where you from?

How you like your Slop? With Salt or Sugar?
I'll pass.

Don't get discouraged man. Fight onward.

I'm only talking bout grits.

What are somethings you'll eat unseasoned and why are grits on the bottom of that list?

….Take…my…hand…

Can't do cold cereal like that but yes grits are exponentially bad.

A man with taste. I'm sure you know of plato's cave. I'm trying to tell yall there's a free world outside sans grits but you won't leave the darkness.

I have. Shrimp and cheese are great in a number of dishes. But grits have never surprised anyone happily. There are so many better non-gruel bases.

Anything you have to add that much to, to make edible ain't worth it.

Did Clarence do something new to add to his history of tom-ing or we just revisiting his legacy?

Yall got Stockholm syndrome

Grits are nasty. Sugar or Salt. It no matter.

I just don't want the hollering.

Fantasia or Jhud? Eh. We definitely need two to three people do do the verses tho. And I want a chorus singing those "woooo"s. Errbody does that part. Including you at home.

Sitcoms just don't work. His standup is better.

You literally can't turn it down. It's like that annual account. You start turning down head and your budget gets reduced.

Its sliced tho. Whole chicken breast is terrible.