I'd just snatch it up with a couple of other flats and move it around on my plate so I can select without bias.

Well out of your common cuts its: Wing/Thigh/Leg/Breast
But of course the pure essence of the bird is in the neck lol

I always thank the ancestor bold enough to eat the first crab.
Crab legs are God's gift.

Considering the thigh is the second most flavorful piece of chicken and the worlds preferred piece of dark meat you've at least confirmed you're not totally crazy. I was worried for a sec.

You gotta be talking about this photo and not the idea of chinese wings? Because they're verifiably delicious.

You'd rather have a bland chicken breast over 4 wings?

That's literally the only part of a turkey that holds flavor.

You've been hoodwinked, led astray and bamboozled.
Just extend your hand and take a flat. You'll be grateful you did.

Boneless?

I HATE when people just disregard the tip like there isn't meat in there waiting to be salvaged.

People who enjoy flavor enjoy flats more. They taste better mathematically.

Drums have always been an illusion. Acting thick with all that gristle on top. FOH.

S/O to Chinese Food Wings for being about unity and giving me the entire wing together like I deserve.

I think that's bit extreme. Of course a pretty face isn't everything. But it's where men start. There's an equilibrium in there. Can't be tore up with a bad personality.

That range is off. Guys just need a mininum of a seven. That's well within a plain janes range. The complaints are the sub 5s passed off as nice plain janes.

I think men and women are a bit different on this one because Men tend to be way more superficial. Dudes don't find look past looks for other redeeming qualities. Women can be adamant that a dude isn't her type, then he tells two jokes and he's good.

Naw. A beard is a full time commitment to hiding your face plus you grow it.

I've seen it happen tho. Women warm up to a guy with a personality if given a shot. Gotta let him shoot. If he misses he misses.

They have to know Cheryl ain't the one.

Must be. I feel like I meet cool women all the time at stuff.