This may be a controversial opinion, but I think Donald Trump is a bad candidate for president.

I think a big issue is that many people don't really see a huge difference between "midget" and something like "dwarf" (which sounds like a goofy LOTR creature) or "little person" (which sounds like a soul-less euphemism). To lots of people, all of these words are pretty comparable, making (in their minds) serious…

Randi is an American hero. Last I checked, he had a youtube channel, was as feisty as ever, and was finally out of the closet.

Upvoted for slightly more obscure Simpsons quote.

Miss Cleo is dead. Long live Miss Cleo!

No joke here: previous Republican nominee hopefuls like Ben Carson and Mike Huckabee actually send out ads for scamy products to their mailing lists.

This made me laugh.

"You have reached the Coach's Hotline. In the game…of…Mi-am-i versus Cin-cin-na-ti…we must consider…many things. The wind…is blowing…out of the…west…at five…knots."

I…want to believe you're joking.

"But why do we have to be in bikinis?"
"I won't lie to you: the integrity of the scene calls for it. That, and the crew really loves it!"

"If 'Vampire 7' looked like Angel or Spike, she never would have slayed him! She'd have been like, 'Ooh, Vampire 7! You nasty! With your bad self!'"

Well played.

I hate that conservatives have started using "cuck."

My people…we have no bunghole.

"Professor, would you say that it's time for our viewers to panic?"

Am I wrong for going to the AV Club for my medical advice?

In our mad pursuit of the snark (and click bait), the AV Club sometimes produces a subpar article. We would like to retract the following articles: *blur of titles whizzes past*

I can't up vote this comment enough. What the hell, AV Club?

Cues from the screen:

But there didn't seem to be anything in the scene that specifically telegraphed rape