He has a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? That's actually pretty sweet.

Yeah, yeah. And I suppose when you need to make room on your hard drive, you ignore the 4gb movie file of Paul Blart: Mall Cop in favor of those space-hogging 50kb text files.

I puree fresh rosemary with garlic, lemon juice, and lemon zest. Sage would also work if you don't like rosemary. Then I spread the herb paste under the chicken skin, pat the skin dry with paper towels and salt just enough to draw out moisture, let it sit in the fridge for a few hours to marinate, and put the juiced…

I'm gonna need a bottle of ranch dressing to handle this word salad.

Ron Funches and Danny Pudi on screen together? Yes, please.

They're like a fattier version of chicken wings, with better sauce.

AKA the Oregon Trail Cohort https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

I appreciate Kate Beckinsale's ability to fire a prop gun without flinching. There's a reason so many action movie heroes wear sunglasses.

Nazis are bad and all, but I'll skip condemning them in favor of focusing a woman's perceived narcissism.

Jake said he found the towel when he moved in, but I thought he was subletting Gina's old apartment? I can't imagine Gina allowing the Grey Towel of Perpetual Moistness to exist in her living space.

My in-laws had two dogs, and when they had to put one to sleep they brought the other dog along. The healthy dog wasn't in the room for the procedure itself, but they brought it in afterwards and let it sniff/cuddle up to the body.

Tegan and Sara have the best stage banter. I will brook no dissent on this.

Not true, but whatever you gotta do to feel like a victim. I'm sorry if you were triggered.

Please be okay, Carrie. Please.

Embryos can split apart to become two distinct entities. They also sometimes fuse together to become one organism that is a mosaic of two different sets of DNA.

"Innocent" is a meaningless descriptor unless you're talking about a subject that is capable of being guilty. Are you saying that an embryo is capable of guilt? If yes, how? If no, then "innocent" is not really a germane part of the discussion. It's just an attempt to emotionally muddy the waters.

Your experience was almost exactly my experience. I didn't feel any particular emotional impact. It wasn't a difficult decision. I've honestly had more painful cramps from regular periods. The only thing that really got hurt was my checking account balance.

And you're really good at using words wrong, including the terms for logical fallacies. I believe we are at an impasse.

This is the kind of thinking that gives ground to the "evolution is just a theory" crowd. The precision of definitions used by the people who actually study these phenomena makes the words more useful.

Of course I'm not. However, sociologists are entitled to define the terms of their field, and I'm using their definition.