Actually, it isn't teleportation at all. They sent photos the old fashioned way as a beam of light and then used entanglement to transfer information. Whoever wrote the original article is a terrible science writer. also, this experiment has been done many many times on earth already.

Until you arrive somewhere and incinerate the locals.

He'll be "very disturbed" and then go off for a nap.

Unless they're a giant agribusiness, Republicans don't give a crap about farmers. Exhibit A: The "Right to Farm" act which was much more of a "consolidating farming into a few big businesses" act.

Would you like a cookie?

And he didn't get a Glock.

retro porn star

That seems a bit extreme.

Some men just want to see the world burn.

I think he actually was. With the right material Sinatra could know it out of the park. But how much effort would you put into being an actor if you are legitimately one of the greatest singers of the 20th century.

Or a robot martial art!

Damn straight!

Not me.

That poor bed, smashed to atoms.

Cap is also super optimistic and patriotic, Bats is neither.

"Dude, money? I can make diamonds out of coal with my bare hands, what the hell do I need cash for?"

yep, also masochists during June

Except he's also plotting to kill you "just in case".

Interviewer" "So what powers do you have?"
Wonder Woman "Oh, I'm super strong, indestructible and brilliant."
Superman "Ditto and I have heat vision"
Flash "Ditto and I'm super fast"
Aquaman "Ditto and I talk to fish"
Batman "I work out a lot and I'm really paranoid"

Ouch. 105 in Idaho? At least down here in northern Arizona, we're used to horrific heat waves (although it seldom hits 100 up here at 7000 feet).