Bob Dylan's alter-universe counterpart, of course.

Only if you're from north of the Mason-Dixon line. Otherwise, "jonny reb" might do.

"Retarded" like "Moron" were once technical terms.

Are you, perhaps, Fred Ward? Can I have your autograph?

A friend once saw Bob Dillon in a tiny crappy local's bar in Jackson Hole. The bar is down the street from Dillon's house and he occasionally wanders in to do a set. Maybe The Nine Inch Nails live in Twin Peaks? Just down the street from the Chromatics and Julie Cruse?

We are in the darkest timeline.

Didn't Wilder write Young Frankenstein?

Counter-point: Dan Brown's writing is so bad any sane person stops reading during the first paragraph.

What's wrong with being a good director who makes commercially successful and critically liked straight-forward films? Not everybody can make a career of ripping off old anime and science fiction TV shows while being lauded as a creative genius. Since it's so easy, why aren't we all making movies?

"sexier Steve Bannon" describes literally every object in the universe that isn't Steve Bannon.

Poor Kid and Wint, so misunderstood. Everybody thought they were Blowfeld's when in reality they were working for Angelton.

Zod, baby, you gotta learn to let it go. You don't here me crying about that accursed Banzai, do you?

He also progressively reduces the amount of "protecting" he tries to do as he realizes just how capable she really is. I thought that was a nice touch. You get to see his early 20th century attitude erode, proving he's not an idiot.

I suspected it for a few minutes right after she gave the German general the magic smelling salts.

I think the thesis that in the last battle Diana is "only thinking of Steve" is very very weak. It's stated over and over that she's out to end the war and save humanity from Ares' influence and she's going to do it with or without Steve's help. Steve provides a crucial illustration of the "good in men", but he's…

That's a "Wesley", totally different sort of loser.

He's also not a very good writer

Secretly gay (not that's there's anything wrong with that).

He's been a shitbag since the 80s at least.

They don't believe they're awful. That's the beauty of being a rich asshole. For the most part nobody ever calls them on their asshole behavior, so they can g.o on believing they're a "great guy".