I guess Winona isn't the odd part of that ex-couple anymore.

He's old. SNL was "the thing" when he was young. They were his friends. Now they're mean to him. That makes him sad. He probably doesn't even know who John Oliver is (and that is scary).

We don't want him back.

Like Dennis Miller?

Except unlike Who, lobsters never saves anything.

Now that you mention it, we'll be invading bananastan sometime next year.

Assuming they're still alive.

And why should we worry about polluting some other country with thousands of booby traps? It's not like OUR grandchildren will be getting maimed for the next hundred years.

Easy to say when your country isn't awash in old land mines and unexploded cluster munitions.

"You're the puppet!" How that comment in the debates didn't disqualify Trump, I'll never understand. Did people actually think, "Good retort, that showed her!"?

People tend to have a depressingly vague understanding of their own bodies let alone those of the opposite sex.

Which was SMART. These guys (The Britsh and American technocrats) saw what happened after WWI and made a concerted effort to not repeat the mistakes of the past. That and needing to build up Germany as a counter to the Soviets.

National Socialist, though after the Night of the Long Knives, the socialist part got muted a good bit.

They must have discovered the fountain of youth during their human experimentation. How old would a Ph.D. scientist from WWII be now? 90?

Yes, I call this the celebrity pop-tart syncopath syndrome. Once you get rich and famous enough to have hangers-on, you become surrounded by leaches who's livelihood depends on blowing smoke up your butt 24/7. None of these "people" will ever tell their host that the host is doing something stupid.

I have a beautiful charcoal gray sport coat made from camel hair that I bought at Nordstrom Rack 20 years ago. I got married in it and still wear it whenever I have to dress up. I think I've gotten my $200 worth out of it. It was marked down from ~ $1000

Putin doesn't write books, he has people murdered. Bill better watch what tea he drinks.

Think of it as evolutionary opportunity.

Actually, you monkey boys will likely survive quite a while longer, your current civilization and numbers however…

so much cocaine…