And, Funimation doesn't hire big stars. They use their own stable of voice actors.

No, it really doesn't.

Well, the metal trolls got you to respond with indignation. That's all they're aiming for. Good job.

I like it the way Mom did it. Cut the chicken apart, dredge it in some seasoned flour, pan fry it in lard with onion until they both turn golden brown.

His commentaries have taught me a lot about film. His Citizen Kane commentary is amazingly detailed and gave me a much deeper appreciation of it.

Both. It obviously succeeds as sexual fantasy because millions of women have enjoyed the book and movies as the erotica they're marketed as. The book contains terrible writing. The movie is not well-made according to reviews. But the criticism that the movie is bad because the erotic fantasy would be dangerous in…

Maybe she can, but the book sure didn't say what race she was playing. I love how everyone has assumed a race for a character just because of a last name that can belong to multiple ethnicities. Or did you do assume she was Asian because the character was good at math? Stereotypical, anyone? (Even the author only…

To the reviewer: I just have to assume that you're an idiot. Red flags don't matter in sexual fantasies, get it? When you're lying in bed or wherever making shit up in your head, you can be as unsafe as you want because guess what? IT'S NOT REAL. And just because you fantasize about it doesn't mean you want it in…

My favorite cheap bourbon is Bulleit, very smooth. My favorite single barrel is John J. Bowman, made in Virginia (but with Kentucky distillate from Buffalo Trace).

That's one of the dumbest things I've heard. Oh yes, all conversation about everything else must grind to a halt. Quick, run to allrecipes.com and discuss Trump under all the Meatloaf recipes! Make sure you stop by jazzradio and discuss how Charles Mingus and fascism are related. Oh and don't forget to write an essay…

I blame whoever thought this article would say anything meaningful or entertaining.

My theory is that this period is like the great depression, when people flocked to see screwball comedies and musicals to take their minds off reality. I'm already starting to avoid entertainment sites that can't stop taking about him because that's not why I go there. Sadly that means I'm getting down to just food…

JESUS CHRIST does everything have to be about fucking Donald Trump?! Can we not have one God damned article that doesn't mention him? Do you not have a clue about why escapist fantasies like La La Land are so popular right now? It's so people can get a break from this crap for a moment or two. AV Club could stand to…

At age 69.

I never brine because my husband can't have much salt, but this way from The Essentials of Classic Italian cooking always works beautifully. After rinsing and drying the chicken, put a mix of soft butter, olive oil, and fresh herbs and garlic under the skin and in the cavity. Take a lemon (or lime, or both), roll…

You do realize that these books are written this way because they're meant to be over the top funny? Sandra Hill writes romance that makes fun of trends in romance.

Honestly, Skyline is like salt mixed with harsh chili powder and water and maybe diarrhea, covered with a shredded orange plastic that they call cheese. There is quite a difference in flavors depending on which shop you go to though, kind of like everyone has their own idea of what pizza should be. My grandpa swore…

Goetta is soooo good. People I tell about it think it's disgusting for some reason, even when I explain it's just pork and pin oats, fried. What could be more harmless? I remember when visiting grandparents having it on a sandwich with a fried egg and cheese, no idea what place we were eating, some hole in the wall. …

"between he and his sister"

Not to mention when said dad is a micromanaging asshole that it's hard to learn to be your own person with your own artistic vision.