You would probably live if it did turn into a repository vegan thing too.

"My app looks different. Wah!!"

Too much snark and not enough funny. C+

Knives and hockey masks at 50 paces TO THE DEATH!!

Nope. Friday 1-4 are stone cold classics, 5 is decent and everything after that is hot garbage.

The original Nightmare is from 1984.

Please die already Gene.

Not bad, Internet!

I read the first issue whenever it hit stands and have been looking forward to the trade since then. Love BKV!

Picked up the first issue of Punisher along with the I Hate Fairyland and Paper Girls trades on FCBD. Really excited to read all of them.

Thanks for making me cry at work, Internet!

They're still funny, just not "haha" funny.

Great, great, great!!! Panther and Spidey are introduced perfectly, Ant-Man is used so effectively for a character that non-nerds wrote off because of his name and the Steve/Tony/Bucky triangle was handled perfectly. Can't wait to see this big, beautiful beast again!

The man is worth every penny and then some!!!!

Thanks for making me cry at work, Internet.

Hey Boss,

Air, water, food, golden age Simpsons etc.

Go read All-Star Superman. He's necessary. Maybe even more now than ever before.

Sometimes the best jokes are the simplest ones. That was great!

Crackers are a family food Van Houten!!!!