I'm grossed out that Beyoncé eats at Red Lobster for some inexplicable reason.

Gimme that pill!

Hey Nong Man!!!! I'll see any east coast AV Clubbers at the Philly show. It's good now!!

Bucky trying to shoot Tony in the face!!!! Goddamn I'm excited for this.

Retirement joke got me good. A+

Maybe a character desperately needs to play a bad cover version of some mid 90's song.

Sure, toss on it on the burn pile with this Stratt-hoovy mini guitar thing I just found.

Yep. Fuck it.

I get it, it's an old guitar that's priceless and now it's smashed, but really it's just an old guitar that was sitting around collecting dust and not being played. You see one, you've seen them all.

Falling wrong. Definitely. My dog fell wrong the other day and I almost started screaming because he stood weirdly with his mouth hanging open for 5 seconds.

PFT is just the best. He's due for a Bang Bang appearance any day now in this year of 2016. Let's go Cakeboss!

Meh. Whatever.

This is the best thing I've seen so far this year. This play has everything.

Bullshit. Iron Man 3 is completely underrated.

Love Gabrus on Bang Bang. Looking forward to seeing this.

My biggest question is this: Why does this process take so fucking long??

Something tells me these moms don't have that sinful cable package.

I'm all for this. Praise be to our dark lord in hell who knows that when you're here you're like family. The sign of the beast shall be the soup, salad and breadsticks!!!

Wong, where is my amulet??

Dear God,