Great job, NBC!! Way to cash in on that sweet, sweet, not…..superhero……superhero show?

Remember Alf!? He's back! In shitty CGI form!

Great? I guess?

He's still funny, but not haha funny.

*shaking*

Artwork is gorgeous, might have to pick this up.

This is the best thing I've seen all day, Internet!

This holiday season, you will hate 8 things!

Bullshit. The first 4 are legitimate horror classics.

*gleam of hope in eye*

Produced by George Lopez and Joseph P Kennedy.

I somehow doubt that teenage girls enjoy crappy horror movies from 30 years ago.

Sounds horrible and I LOVE the Friday the 13th movies.

The people who want this movie to make lots of money applauded because they think it's going to make lots of money. Sign me up!

Won this album at a monthly dance held in the basement of my town's library known as a "Teen Beat". Be jealous!

Not Ted funny?? I'm in!!

His grown children clearly still live in fear of him, fuck this guy.

In honor of the week I highly recommend reading Locke and Key if you never have. It's one of my favorite things in life, let alone comics. Hooray nerds!

Smarchie?

Caught it today. Had a blast with it. So much fun and a great palate cleanser after the hugeness of Ultron. I give it 4 out of 5 giant ants.