*chortles. hides in poorly made cube hoarding eggs*

Followed by 2 Clash 2 Clans!

I think we can all agree our lives will be richer with a full and interesting backstory on Yellow Bird.

Holy god, how and why???

Covered in molasses.

I feel like I don't love that burn anymore……………..HUH-WHA!?!?!

Kegs on me! Pizza on you's!

She works in a traditionally terrible paying field and got a job that pays amazingly well at the VA here.

Please do.

Wife got the job of a lifetime here and I'm supportive.

Terrifying.

Yes and no.

Speaking of inhuman, here's Ayn Rand!

I live in Kansas!

I loved it.

Doctor Who 101: How to make something that is insufferable even more so.

Look here Gibbard, Blue Ivy's Bentley isn't going to pay for itself.

Thanks phone!

MTV: We're out of ideas, reboot it all.

Fair enough, fair enough.