Goddammit, Internet!

An amazingly trashy, gory slasher film from the 80's.

This sounds awesome.

They will be good, not great. I just love me some wings.

Pieces. You're welcome.

I don't feel good about this.

*shudders*

I stand corrected.

4K comments! I sincerely enjoy wasting time on this site with you folks and I look forward to this column every week. Thanks for reading about my stupid problems and the advice I get.

Cooking up some Tilapia tonight to up my fish intake.

I'm going to see Furious 7 on Saturday and then eat chicken wings alone! Horray this shit!

Hoping to explore the wilds of Texas later this year. And eat lots of queso in Austin.

Get the fuck out Mike Huckabee or GTFO!

Have you been working with Osaka flu!?

No. That's completely wrong in every way.

Lynches suit! Lynches suit!

Season 2 of Twin Peaks is what Twin Peaks is like without Lynch.

More stunts and less racing and I'll be there China!

You can hop right in. It's pretty fun.

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