Fuck you, Ewoks are great.

I just pee on the floor at the movies. I don't have to clean it up. I don't work there!

God bless Lord and Miller.

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! NAY TRUTH HANDLER! I DERIDE YOUR TRUTH HANDLING ABILITIES!

MAN-THING!

You don't have to read it. You don't have to do anything.

Well, fair enough. I love it and you could argue that I am a 31 year old child, so it's all good!

Yeah! Who are you to write snarky pop culture news on this snarky pop culture news site!?!

The Marvel movies have kept the costumes pretty comic booky.

There is nothing wrong with this statue. Every town in America should have one.

I'm predicting a blu-ray release of the original unedited trilogy in time for Christmas/The Force Awakens. Calling it now.

You….don't like Saga? Please explain.

Yes, it is.

That phone call to China bit at the end of Bang Bang killed me. So funny.

Ugh. Nooooooooo. The first one was enjoyable trash, the second was incredibly boring.

The curse of pulling off things that sound impossible. Everyone wants you to make them money!

I saw. I am sad.

It's so!

Son of a bitch! I think I'm wrong. I google image searched and apparently there was a remake? Possibly a TV remake?

I am.