Yay.

Those three. Split it.

Shit, but "Oscar winner Emma Stone" sounds awesome.

Oh wait, N. Port is up for this too. She needs another.

Having seen none of these performances, I can tell you with absolute certainty that Huppert deserves this shit.

"Call me Ishmael…"

#GoslingRobbed

Oh shit.

Having seen none of these performances, I can tell you with absolute certainty that this award is Gosling's.

Look at em, ordinary fuckin movies. I hate em.

I dunno, it's not that we demand new music, but he's told us that it's going to come out before and it just never materialized. I don't mind an artist taking a long time to perfect their vision, but don't needlessly get my hopes up if it's not ready yet.

Just Like Honey in Lost in Translation.

But seriously, Monty Python and the Holy Grail is not a cult-classic, it's a classic.

The fact that MacGruber is not NUMBER ONE invalidates this list.

Shut this discussion down! There's an "-ism" at work in this joke!