You can have people who actual play games make the movie, and it can still be crap. Look at Warcraft. There might have been a decent movie in there, but it was buried under a ton of exposition and random crap from the game that is just a distraction to any non-fan.

Isn't that song always slow and spooky?

Does Machete have a car that can do a quarter mile in under 10 seconds? It's either that or have sex with Dom, those are the only ways into his crew/family.

I would like to go on record as predicting that this will mark the franchises official turn to science fiction (they were on the border already with some of the stuff in the last one), with the arrival on clone Dom. Clom for short. This will of course tie directly into the next movie, "Space Fast Space Furious".

Dude, Harley totally stole a purse. How much more evil do you want them to be?

You say that like Harley wasn't the most popular character in the movie. Even if the movie was crap, a lit of people liked her.

When CinemaSins gets around to it, they're make up for the lack of savage here.

Women biting pieces off of me is not really my thing. I promise not to kink-shame you for being into it though.

The scariest thing in Westworld is Armistice coming after you naked. She will kill you, it will hurt, and she will enjoy the hell out of it.

At one point Hector had a panel on the top of the gun open. I don't know guns, but if that's where those one load, than they figured it out and were picking up ammo as they went.

I didn't notice that. I'll look out for it when I do a research.

William joins the rebellion, and Sizemore, the highest ranking human survivor tries to stop them. Of course he fails, because Sizemore is a moron, but his bumbling will still be fun.

Did Abernathy get out? I assumed Sizemore going to cold storage to activate him and send him out of the park.

His cowboy boots also had a bit of a heel on them. At least an inch, maybe a little more.

I think Maeve's and Hector were both rebuilt. He might not have had his bomb removed though.

I loved Armistice and Hector's pure joy at discovering automatic weapons.

In the origibal movie you could tell if someone was a host by their hands because they hadn't gotten the design for them perfected yet.

I assume their deaths would have been a bit more… interesting if he had used the carbon in their bodies to create the spikes. Half of their bodies exploding into random powders and gases and the carbon that holds them together gets stripped away and reformed into spikes to mercifully kill them, before the whole…

Kanan didn't consider himself a Jedi until very recently. He was actually trying pretty hard not to be one until he picked up Ezra. He's a bit less traditional than most Jedi, so I don't know that he'd really avoid attachments like most would.

That would be cooler. I'd love it if he was a mad tinkerer, attacking the muggles with and army of enchanted robots. Sadly he is like every other Potterverse inhabitant, and will not use any kind of tool to address a problem if he can franticly wave his wand at it instead.