I imagine making yourself feel big is its own reward.

Wait, what year is this?

Seems a little over the top. Even people on death row get books. There should be very stiff penalties though, it is a very serious crime.

Catch you with my death bag,
You may think I’ve gone insane,
But I promise, I will kill again.

I know, I was kidding. I think she'll be great.

Pff, like you wouldn't skip the birth of your child for the chance to hang out with your awful boss.

Whoa, whoa, let's not say things we can't take back.

I want to, but she's not a man. You can see the bind I'm in.

With the magic of CGI, this is totally possible now.

Probably just the latter.

I am a proud owner of a Summit Ice hat. Would have got the jacket but the shipping to the UK was too much.

The part where he gets the mall Santa guy to pretend to be an astronaut and scare that kid out his dreams going into space. The guy tells the kid that his whole family stowed away on his shuttle and they all died.

I bought a digital copy of The Movement on Amazon. It did not disappoint.

There really was no need for that kind of talk.

I love how the camera focuses on the B's and C's on his transcript as he says "…with really good grades."

Under any normal administration, he would have been sacked the day he revealed that he wasn't entirely sure what the holocaust involved, and didn't have the wherewithal to google it before attempting to 'clarify' his remarks.

Jesus Christ. Well, at least he didn't make it racial, eh?

Oh sure thing, I didn't mean to suggest the early Christians believed in the Rapture as modern evangelicals conceive of it. I just meant they thought the Second Coming of Christ as an apocalyptic event would happen sooner rather than later. But my knowledge is partial I admit, so I might not be correct in any case.

Exactly. I had an argument with a friend about this (for the last time, I'm never talking to him about it again). He was trying to say that the US had motive to fake the moon landings because they needed to get one over on the Russians. And I was like "But do you know what would help get one over on the Russians even…

The problem with conspiracy theories is this: they rely on picking holes in the official or accepted version of events, but never supply any positive evidence for the existence of the supposed conspiracy.