I was Laotian, so close!

Is that a trick question?

That's no way to talk about the starting line of 1988 San Francisco 49ers.

That guy's pockets are bulging with crushed up quaaludes.

I hear he's auctioning off his collection of chunky cable knit sweaters to raise money for his legal defence.

With the hippin and the hoppin and the bippin and the boppin…

It Follows and Audition spring to mind.

I really admire you for saying that. Givan for President!

That doesn't make slightest difference to the meaning of the sentence.

Yes, in a bad way. You automatically admire that someone says whatever is on their mind, no matter it is they have to say, and no matter how coherently they are able to say it? That's really dumb.

At this point the best we can hope for is that it'll be quick.

It's where he learned all the best words.

Fair point. You'd have thought at least some knowledge would rub off on you though, if you spent four years at an ivy league institution. Even by accident. But no.

Actually those people have had world-class educations, so there's even less of an excuse for the fact each of them is as dumb as bag of rocks.

Trump has a very sexy learning disability.

I think I saw him in Rent or Stomp or Clomp or some piece of crap.

"…he wasn't trying to speak as a head of state…" Yeah, what President would want to do that?

I enjoyed this comment immensely.

Lying also requires knowing what the truth is in order to state the opposite. What Trump is doing is bullshitting.

It's like his pronouncements are taken, cut up and handed back to him by the ghost of William Burroughs. I believe his first State of the Union Address will begin "Motel, motel, motel… broken neon arabesque…"