That's because you're stuck in your La La liberal bubble.

The crisis? Charlie Bludorn's birthday. The solution? A snappy banner. Out comes the phone, in flies Bobby Towne, and six drafts later, I had myself a party.

You're worse than that demogorgon guy.

Constance Wu ain't nothing to fuck with.

Hang-dai, fuckin' Wu.

That song is a pop music footnote!

My therapist says that's all I can ever hope for.

No one here has had more than 10 upvotes, so I feel that this is my moment to get finally get a top rated comment. Here goes…

"If I have any any advice to young people, it's not to spend one thousand pounds a day on crack, because you can get it a lot cheaper than that in Leicester Square."

A confession doesn't have to be "under oath" to be admissible. A confession to the police is inadmissible unless they've read you your rights and followed proper procedure, but he didn't confess to the police.

Not really, that all happens in the first four seconds.

From the YouTube comments:

Actually I didn't, I saw a documentary about the evolution club music a few years ago and it was covered in that. I guess the podcast you heard was drawing on some of the same sources. In any case, I'm glad I'm not the only one who felt weird about that segment.

The Disco Demolition event makes me uneasy. It was an overwhelmingly white crowd gathered to hate and destroy music by predominately black artists. Apparently it wasn't just disco records that were destroyed - some people brought along Marvin Gaye or whatever black music they could get their hands on. I'm sure most…

When is Netflix making a series based on The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel?

Are we just talking about TV? Because London Has Fallen got an F for being "a murky, brain-dead stab-a-thon".

Sounds like the perfect place to further my shitty DJ career.

I don't think anyone took it for "investigative journalism" of all things. It is completely frivolous though, I can't argue with that.

That's where I get all my groceries.

Yes, T9 predictive text was great, and allowed really fast and accurate typing. The stereotype of teenage girls texting at a million miles an hour came way before smartphones.