"Tune in to next week's Agent Carter, guest starring Mr. Strange!"

What exactly do people mean when they say things like, "the story wasn't as smart as it thought it was"? What do other stories think of themselves?

"Planes 2 — it's no Carlos"

As an English minor, you should really get back to the coal mines

Fair point. It's hard for me to see it from the POV of a casual moviegoer since I'm definitely a big fan of the movies and comics.

One is a surprisingly talented painter in his spare time, and the other is George W. Bush.

Of course Marvel has "pivoted yet another franchise entry around some magical space MacGuffin." The movies are all leading into the Infinity Gauntlet storyline — magical space MacGuffins are kind of the whole point.

I think introducing Captain Marvel into the MCU would be amazing (especially when I imagine her helping beat the shit out of Thanos).

Gah! Beaten to the punch

Frank Miller?

What the fuck ISN'T he, amirite?

Trickle-down sexonomics sounds like just a lot of piss

I just know that there are 30 Helens

Just sayin'

I'm really enjoying it so far. And the video for "Talk Is Cheap" is cool, in a Peter-Gabriel-but-much-less-annoying sort of way.

Shallow, quirky girls love the Bad Boys II

Mmm. Nerdy cake.

Too soon.

I've had enough! It's time to beat The Bishop! Who's with me?!

Here comes #CancelLateShow