Ooh, so that's why I never made it past the first gap.

Well, they basically do plumbing in the original Mario Bros., since it's supposed to take place in the sewers and they "unclog" them (rid them of monsters).

19. Nope, Mom, Still Not Over It

Did the old writers have the rights to the name "Dispatches From Direct To Dvd Purgatory"? And are you gonna continue the Commentary Tracks of the Damned feature at some point? Maybe as "Audio Commentaries From The Abyss".

Also, will he go back to pretending he hates all those mainstream pop stars or continue collaborating with them?

"Eminem hospitalized, fat" might still be the greatest-ever AV Club headline. Certainly the greatest non-O'Neal one.

It's fun to root for the bad guy when they're bad in a fun way. That's how I felt about the confession scene - that's about the most comically, mustache-twirlingly evil they've made Walt. But usually, his actions are so repugnant that I feel nauseated (when he forced himself back on Skyler after he "won") or like I…

I knew I could count on you.

Let's just say the script moved him…

Paris Hilton really has to thank Perez Hilton for ever since he appeared, she is no longer the worst person in the world named Paris Hilton or some minor variation on it.

And add rape. Always add rape.

I remember that interview being hilarious/awful. Almost all of it was Nabin (?) not-so-implicitly telling a teenager how much his show sucks and trying to get him to admit it too.

The Woman With The 132-Lb. Scrotum

Walt loves to be in control; he also loves to pretend to be in control. If he had told Skyler about it he would have admitted things are going wrong, and he only does that when absolutely necessary. I also don't think he saw Hank immediately calling Skyler coming. He was arrogant enough to assume his little threat…

Walt (seemingly) showed actual empathy twice in this episode, first shooting down Saul's idea to kill Hank (and actually being scandalized by the sugggestion) and then when he was concerned for his kids' future when he said he didn't want all of this to have been for nothing (okay, a lot of that is obviously fueled by…

How did they (the producers) get away with putting a baby in such a stressful situation? How's that allowed? (I'm not morally outraged or anything. Just found that interesting, if extremely uncomfortable to watch)

Ah. So that's what the non-parody version of that image looks like.

For a brief moment I thought I'd never listen to My Heart Will Go On the same way again.

I think what happened was that Kelly had to leave/was let go while production on the new season was too far along for Laurie to be just written out, so they had to recast. The new Laurie was only in 6 episodes according to IMDb, all but one of them in the first third of that season, so she was basically dropped as…

Her being reluctant to say the word "gay", stopping mid-sentence and trying to talk around it even after she's come out is what reminded me most of my own experience.