And then Niles says to Frasier, in the trademark DHP deadpan voice: "I'm just glad you're alive. I assumed she killed after mating."

The best thing about this is how I read it in Independent George's voice.

…Osama?

From what I gather most of her "relationships" basically consist of three or four dates over a two-month period documented in paparazzi photos conveniently followed by a new release by her. And with guys followed by gay rumors. So there's a possible answer.

Urgh. Fuck Kanye for making everyone feel sorry for her at one point. Good thing that seems to be over.

Okay, this video solves it:

That same chair is in the living room on the left too though:

The Frasier one made me realize how the small the kitchen is compared to the whole apartment.

Yeah, that they have two living rooms is something you never really think about. Plus what is that room in the upper right corner?

Are people still really in the "even the worst Simpsons episode is better than all of the CRAP on TV" mindset? Isn't that so… '90s? Like, even if you find the show to still be consistently of high quality that's giving today's television bafflingly little credit.

It's spelled "Moops".

I like to imagine "for the win" is actually the title of the poem.

"Among other things, the German version introduces a new character,
"Kalinke", who is Klink's cleaning lady and also his perennial mistress.
Of course, she is referred to, but never seen,
because she was nonexistent in the films of the TV program. Colonel
Klink describes her as performing most of her cleaning duties…

Thanks?

Aaargh! Change the comment system back, AVClub! This is horrid!

Top Ten B&S songs (not ranked, since that would be too hard)

Also: John Gielgud for Providence in 1977 and Paul Giamatti for Sideways in 2004.

She should really step down as head writer.

Seriously, what the hell is up with you.

I'm willing to believe the idea that he married because he wanted kids, and the kids are his biologically, but not that he ever touched his wives.