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    Oh God, I thought this was about Keith Phipps' departure.

    Oh God, I thought this was about Keith Phipps' departure.

    I will not celebrate meaningless milestones.
    I will not celebrate meaningless milestones.
    I will not celebrate meaningless milestones.

    I will not celebrate meaningless milestones.
    I will not celebrate meaningless milestones.
    I will not celebrate meaningless milestones.

    Well, it's not like this came out of nowhere. King Kong and The Lovely Bones already showed that Jackson lost all sense of restraint somewhere during the success of LOTR.

    Well, it's not like this came out of nowhere. King Kong and The Lovely Bones already showed that Jackson lost all sense of restraint somewhere during the success of LOTR.

    Who doesn't have a crush on Kunal Nayyar. He's so cute.

    Who doesn't have a crush on Kunal Nayyar. He's so cute.

    The overuse of Deus ex Gandalf was definitely annoying.

    The overuse of Deus ex Gandalf was definitely annoying.

    Agreed. It doesn't help that the scene where the dwarves enter his home is so painfully drawn out und underlined."Isn't it funny how Bilbo is all stuffy and shocked? Repeat, repeat, REPEAT!!"

    Agreed. It doesn't help that the scene where the dwarves enter his home is so painfully drawn out und underlined."Isn't it funny how Bilbo is all stuffy and shocked? Repeat, repeat, REPEAT!!"

    I'm sure Jackson will keep that in mind for his Silmarillion movie series where every sentence becomes its own feature film.

    I'm sure Jackson will keep that in mind for his Silmarillion movie series where every sentence becomes its own feature film.

    I found the first 30 or so minutes nearly unbearable and they seemed to confirm all the worst fears about this what with the looong introduction, the gratitious Elijah Wood appearance and the scene where the dwarves enter Bilbo's home that felt so unbelievably drawn out I was almost ready to write this off. It did get

    I found the first 30 or so minutes nearly unbearable and they seemed to confirm all the worst fears about this what with the looong introduction, the gratitious Elijah Wood appearance and the scene where the dwarves enter Bilbo's home that felt so unbelievably drawn out I was almost ready to write this off. It did get

    The worst one must be Titanic's.

    The worst one must be Titanic's.

    Oh, and of course the one to the Susan Hayward weepie I'll Cry Tomorrow:

    Oh, and of course the one to the Susan Hayward weepie I'll Cry Tomorrow: