THE A.V CLUB

"That John is the greatest guy in the world. We've gotta have him and his wife over for drinks sometime."

"I'm calling for Homer, last name, Sexual…"

"No, it's a liquor bottle. See? (drinks whisky) Hoo! That'll make your bull run!"

You should probably ignore that….

"Six words….I'm not gay….but I'll learn."

Also, her thoughts on potatoes:
"I just think they're neat!"

Every Simpson dance now! Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp bomp!

I love Homer's nonchalant "Yeah, hi, Roy."

"I mean, I don't want to sound pretentious here, but Itchy and Scratchy comprise a dramaturgical dyad."

Oh yes.

And also, you should win things by watching!

Ah, forget the blackjack.

Is there a chance the track could bend?

"Why is that mirror sneezing?"

10 for me. I still like a lot of the later seasons, but from 'Beyond Blunderdome' onwards, the show seemed a bit different from the classic seasons.

Acclaimed!? I oughta replace it right now with a Chinese website with the robots that turn into… blingwads!

Seth McFarlane agrees with Homer, too.

You suck, McBain!

Luckily, Lt. Broccoli was an orphan owned by the AV Club.