Get eurass back to Eurasia!

Aah! It's a monster! Kill it! Kill it!

"Does anyone wanna switch seats?"

The A.V. Club

"Homer! I don't want guns in my house! Don't you remember when Maggie shot Mr. Burns?"

*tumbleweed blows across the floor*

"So, another Friday is upon us. What will you be doing, Smithers? Something gay, no doubt!

"Eh, a night out's a night out!"

"Do you even HAVE a job anymore?"

I like how he emphasises the end. "stealing my WEATHER VANE?"

"Want some more, do you? Well, sure! Heck, it's not my job to talk people out of killing themselves."

God I love that bit so much.

"Howdy howdy, Marge and Home… oh, my mistake. Homer's not even WITH you. Probably just knocking back a few "refreshments." (chuckles)

They cut Smithers asking Marge to dance? That's such a great, random bit.

Ron Howard was brilliant in that episode, though.
"The Terminizer…….an erotic thriller?"

"I think I'll make myself VICE PRESIDENT! No, no….. JUNIOR VICE PRESIDENT!"

Disqus just wanted to be a big man in front of the kids….

I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

*raises glass to Mrs Langdon Alger*

You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate, and re-vulcanize my tires, post-haste!