(Presses Play)

Ugh….I shouldn't have said that……

That's it, Ned! If you don't unplug that phone right now, you're sleeping on the lawn!

"Skinner!!"

*sniggers*

"Johnny…Johnny!….JOHNNY!"
I also like how he always pulls the blinds down in his office when he talks about 'Nam.

"I sleep in a drawer!"

Touche.

*points to medal and sighs defeatedly*

'Velour' must be the most fun word to say in a Zapp Branigan voice. Velllllooooouuuurrr.

Kif says so much with just an exasperated sigh.

It's amazing how fully great this show started out. Usually shows take a while to find their groove, but Futurama seemed fully formed almost straight away.

Kirk: "You want to hear a secret, everybody? Luanne loves it, loves it when I fail."

The radioactive ham is pretty funny. Heh, Radioactive Ham. Up and atom!

Grunka lunka, dunkety dob, Idiotking's looking for a new job,
Grunka lunka, dunkety dinks, Idiotking's sexing up a whole load of twinks.

"Ooh! A punchbowl like that just screams good taste. Wouldn't it be perfect for the dinner party?"

Hey, this ain't the Ritz.

Geez, SOR-RY! It's a pretty standard stunt, Homer……

"Yeah, and then we'd get the chair."

*quietly ushers Lisa away*