Ned: "Well, if God didn't make little green apples, it's Homer Simpson! How long have you been here?"

Well, Burns did cripple Milhouse to provide encouragement to the Springfield Atoms in 'Homer Loves Flanders'. Though, if he can never remember Homer, he surely wouldn't remember that.

Can't say I enjoyed this episode, it was pretty nonsensical (for example: the sister just turns up at the end - did Maebh wish her back into existence, or was she just hiding all that time?)

Possibly my favourite bit in the episode:

Everyone loves Ned Flanders!

And Rainier Wolfcastle, who was apparently a feature player in the Hollywood prostitution scandal.

"Man, you'd never get me into a ring. Boxing causes brain damage."
(drinks varnish)

Drederick Tatum's not about boxing, he's about rebellion!

Awwwwwww….

"Fun's over, fellas! If you're gonna beat up MY friend in MY bar, there's a two-drink minimum."

I like the way he realises this, and hurriedly gets the 'Bonanza' music to play again while they dance.

"Remember, we're in the ITCHY lot."

Send $1 to HappyDude, 742, Evergreen Terrace….

Marge, look! "The world's best jacket." If I had this, it would show everybody! (angrily) Show everybody….

Who knew that Lee Marvin could do such marvellous splits?

My only regret….is that I have…..boneitis.

Very few episodes go out live. They're a terrible strain on the animators' wrists.

….yes.

Apu: "Hello. I am not interested in buying your house, but I would like to use your rest room, flip through your magazines, rearrange your carefully shelved items and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner. Ha! Now you know how it feels!" [runs off]

I love that DUN DUN DUN whenever Marge gets her wine.