"Stand up for yourself, Poindexter!"

And then you found a husband that's quiet and enjoys puzzles!

I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T…I mean S-M-A-R-T!

Fry, shaking his head: "Oh, Bender. Not the Crushinator."

ROBOT HOOUUUUSEEE!
Oh wait, wrong parody……

"(laughing) You got the dud!"
"(smiling, slowly realising) He looks just like you, Poindexter!"

You got any sugar?
(rifles through pockets) There you go. Want some cream?
……No.

A wizard did it.

"What is this, some kind of tube?"

*jumps out of window, screaming*

"The Terminizer. An erotic thriller?"

"Homer, nothing's more important to me than the health and well-being of my freaks. I'm sending you to a vet."

Do Not Touch Willie. Hmm, good advice!

"WELCOME….. TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!"

"Got a message for Hendrix?"
"Yes! Pick up your puppy!"
Of course if Homer had died, Hendrix would be too busy playing air hockey with Ben Franklin to listen to him…..

Marge: "So you want to go on tour with a traveling freak show."
Homer: "I don't think I have a choice, Marge."
Marge: "Of course you have a choice!"
Homer: "How do you figure?"
Marge: "You don't have to join a freak show just because the opportunity came along." Homer: "You know, Marge, in some ways, you and I are very…

Would you say it's time to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?

He doesn't even know anymore…..

The brief snippet we got sounded pretty damn good!

"The story of the Simpson family began in the Old Country. I forget which one exactly. My dad would drone on and on about America. He thought it was the greatest thing since sliced bread, sliced bread having been invented the previous winter."