I agree with all of these except for Hannibal.

I can't believe I missed the San Marcos connection between Archer/Bananas. D'oh!

Must have skipped over that part, derp.

I didn't see who Lifetime cast for the Aaliyah biopic, but I've never heard the actual Aaliyah described as "plus-size."

"there’s a significant chance that some people are reading this on their phone while in the bathroom."

This comment's sentence structure gave me cancer.

>Equating the title of President to comedienne
>ISHYGDDT

I write biweekly A.V. Club columns that never seem to answer the question, “Who is this woman and why is this here?

Hard to believe that College Dropout was released over 10 years ago. It was one of the first current hip hop records I bought and it really convinced me that rap was a multi-dimensional genre. College Dropout is easily the best rap debut of all time. I have trouble keeping straight all the successful singles that were…

Adam Reed, Alfonso Cuaron, Aphex Twin, Four Tet, Aphex Twin. I also like the This is the End posse.

Bass Cannon by Flux Pavillion. I would use my entrance music as a weapon of pure obnoxiousness. https://www.youtube.com/wat…