I can't wait to see the wall scrolls and graphic-print button-ups this season inspires!

I had a pretty similar experience seeing Green Room this year, though it was mainly isolated to the one guy behind me who'd clearly gotten Way Too High For This Shit before going in.

Do I seriously have to click through this message asking if I want to upload my murder to the Cloud EVERY time?!?

I'm sure they're waiting for when the series is fully done and the rich, rewarding mythology has been filled out completely.

I'm sure those are McDonalds "over a billion served" numbers that count ticket sales without accounting for repeat viewings and those dragged along on first dates that quickly became last dates the moment "how 'bout Transformers?" was uttered in line for the box office.

I learned to pity the GameStop flunky rather than hate him the first time I saw the emptiness in his eyes as he asked if I had a PowerUp Rewards card.

I like physical copies of my games, both for being able to sell off after beating, and so I can share with friends.

You're certainly not getting that $10 back from GameStop.

I'm pretty sure that Jared Leto Joker Pop figurine is devaluing everything near it, including all property values within your zip code.

If someone told me I could remove entirely from geek culture a) rampant sexism or b) plastic crap and graphic tees, it would be my Sophie's Choice.

I've never heard of She-Creature, but I've just had my brain scrambled by its synopsis on wikipedia being written entirely in past tense.

I'm surprised and disappointed that America hasn't taken up Europe's habit of throwing french fries in a sandwich and calling it the "American" and I am far too logy to do it myself.

"It's not you, Donnie. It's your kids! Someone has to drop a jet engine on your kids!"

I'm worried Hollywood might IGNORE YOU

James Duvall is available.

I'm more curious about this exit poll he took of an entire theater audience. Or did they all stand up, say "I can't figure this out!" in unison, and leave?

I hear they're giving LA a lifetime achievement Oscar for playing itself so well.

You say Berenstein, I say Berenstain.

Spoiler: It's Dino the Last Dinosaur.

Star Wars VIII: Jedi Takes Manhattan was underwhelming for the fact that Jedi only makes it to Manhattan in the last twenty minutes.