So, the voiceover is a bit ridiculous. When the guy first popped up from out of frame, my first thought was that someone on Twitter had linked to a fake, parody trailer. But, it looks pretty cool.

I'm having a lot of fun imagining how he pronounces 'TinTin'

Director? I barely know her!

Holy fuck…Dave's real name is Zachary Knighton? It isn't actually Dave? Shit. He really looks like a Dave,

Just ask Sting

I just looked up Billie Piper and Chris Evans, and while looking at Billie's Wiki page, I discovered that under 'Record Labels,' it says that the labels she is associated with are "Innocent, Virgin." I don't know why but that cracked me up.

That's the One-Nipple Wonder from Mad Men.

Penn Jillette used to have a video blog on youtube, and I remember this one episode he was discussing Numb3rs, and he kept calling it 'Numb Three-ers." I had never heard anyone say that before.

More like Tom SizeLESS AM I RITE

This has the same title as my Adam Sandler script about a down-on-his-luck baker who takes a job at a failing peach farm.

He also said some things African Americany wasn't ready to hear

Oh, you read your Gordon Wood and you got your Gordon Wood and you regurgitate it from a textbook and you think you're wicked awesome doing that, and how bout them apples and all that Gordon Wood business!

Am I an idiot because when I read the editors note, my first thought wasn't that her last name is Driver, but instead, that you were driving in the car and thus your phone died?

I will, without a doubt, be playing 'Minnesota' at my wedding.

Rig a blanket curtain up between the present and the past…

How did this not star Charles Bronson?

Nolan is making a Gambit movie??

YOU CAN'T DISAPPOINT A PICTURE!!!

Marc Cherry, not to be confused with the baby-faced popstar, Mark Cherry. I wonder if 'Getaway' will be featured in this.

Quiver as he fumbles with his suitcase on the White House lawn!