“…Catherine was solid gold. … She was the Log Lady.”

"When are we going to stop doing just football players. I need a Filipino house maid and I need a little Thai he-she kid for sex."
"This is a slave auction Andre. We're all cool with that, right?"

Even with my last minute change to put in a non-injured TE, I still managed to exactly half (Half!) my point total from the previous week from 122 to 61.
Surely there's an award for quickest collapse?

I'm also interested.
Does someone want to get this started and provide the details?

"How many sons do you have?"
"One!"
"Well then yeah thats a problem"
Tina was on to something. Since I clearly could not put my boy at the mercy of my bow and arrow skills, perhaps I needed another son.
The cut to the foster centre was the most I've laughed in years.

I saw Train performing this song on a late night talk show (think it was Letterman) and the singer struggled through the chorus every time. I started feeling bad for him and cheering for him, in an underdog sort of way, to make it through the last one and he almost did.

Read either sarcastically or not, this is pretty stupid.

Goldeneye 2: Slappers Only

"It's a heartwarming story but its just not believable. That's why I'm giving E.T. one and a half stars." - Perd Hapley

They use real teams and real logos. Here's an interesting article about it.
http://www.businessinsider….
"… as long as the NFL trademark and team logos are used as they were intended to be used, and do not disparage or tarnish it, there is no need to ask for permission.
“[The NFL] brow beat a lot of people into paying…

There are moments in your favourite TV shows where they jump the shark and you pretend they didn't, and then times when things get even zanier and you can't pretend anymore. Oddly enough, both the Office example and Parks and Rec example are the times I had to admit to myself we were past the golden age. They're funny…

Trump is a crucial plot point.
When Trump looks in the mirror, he sees Bob.

Shows like this will have a small but devout following of people that will get HBO just for this show and thats what HBO cares about.

Just when I thought I was done mourning and ready to start my life again, you had to throw this back at me.
#DeadRacoonTO
Never Forget

Yes, but Beasts of No Nation its bid into prestige drama films.

Snark about anticipated faux-outrage is no less grating than the faux outrage.

As a Canadian who regularly goes to the US, I like trying things they have there but not here. I'm definitely more inclined to try something I've heard of, and since those companies obviously don't advertise in Canada, I usually recognize it from product placements.
This has happened with things like Jujy Fruit, Bosco,…

I hope he guides Big Head to great things.

A supercut of super cuts.
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Re-read the "Fire-Based Solutions" section of the Death Panels chapter of Obamacare.