If you're going to list Mark Twain in the title, you gotta deliver on the goods in the article. I'm too lazy to scroll through their entire site just to see the only picture I'm interested in

I think? I might have put a buck in to a game once. I know I spent around a dollar on coffee meets bagel so I could get a rematch which didn't work properly and I was unable to include a message so yeah, waste of a buck on a person that was probably inactive.

Enough that I've mistaken multiple Game of _______ shows for GoT.

Also, did anyone know that he worked for a New York paper about local government? And that newspapers are still a thing?

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I like that the writers had different ideas of where this should go: some of the suggestions seem like legitimate ideas and others are batshit insane. I love it!

Outsourced: Insourced. The Indians call center employees end up moving to America to work and have wacky misadventures as they attempt to navigate American customs.

Set in Pennsylvania? Firewall & Iceberg said it was set in Jersey.

It's not hipster language. It's pick-up artist lingo, which is way worse.

Yeah, even if SFN wasn't great, it's disturbing to see the timeslot go from a show that was predominantly about women and female friendship to a show about pick up artist culture.

Goldbergs never followed Modern Family, so it doesn't count towards this list (and will therefore probably survive).

Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell is a workplace comedy set in Hell about low level demons working for Satan.

13 episodes? That means they're in the bar for at least six and a half hours. Do people actually spend that long in a bar? That seems sad.

Return to scripted tv on Spike? You mean TNA Impact's real?

Or a super-powered version of American Horror Story.

How do you think I feel about having paid full price for the Heroes novel. I never even bothered reading it. It's just sitting in my room, constantly mocking me.

Elisha Cuthbert. We'd have ribs for dinner every night.

Yeah, but people went to see Spider-Man 3. And the reboot happened because Spider-Man is a property worth a lot of money; Heroes isn't.

Aww, Love and Monsters is my favorite episode of Doctor Who.

I hope Tobolwsky's character gets a full name!