As stupid as it is, yes, exactly that.

Neo-Nazis have kind of ruined milk for me right now, so lately me just dipping cookies in Bailey's.

Me set up Kinja account today! If me can survive Sesame going to HBO, this small crumbs by comparison!

Murders? Me assumed most of you had died of CancerAIDS by now!

Don't leave us, Waffle!

You first!

Me assume these are lyrics to "99 Luftballons".

Me can sum up. E. Buzz Miller was AV Club commenter who went by Dom King in "real" life. Several years ago, he started flirting with other commenter, Opera Punk (aka Harriet something). Two of them started dating and got married. Me was Facebook friends with both of them, and she in particular posted often.

If Avocado and TI too formless for you, me can recommend nathanrabin.com — you get to comment on pop culture-related articles written by Nabin, so it not too big of stretch for AVC commenter.

Me not bot! Me was Cylon all along!

My guess would be none whatsoever. As me understand it, corporate structure is Univision>Sheinhardt Wig Company>Gizmodo>Onion>Dawes>AVC. You really think person at bottom of that chain is one making decisions about web infrastructure?

Best farewell email me ever got from departing co-worker was, "Me have enjoyed working with most of you for all these years. Those of you me not enjoyed working with will be receiving separate email in few minutes."

That commenting platform you barely tolerated will be back in style.

You do know this change was handed down by parent company so all of company's web sites would be using same hosting platform. It not something Sean and Marah cooked up to spite you personally.

If me reading article correctly, AVC accounts will be ported over.

Leonard Pierce was writing 29 years ago?

Me too!

Fine! We get own boat! With blackjack! And COOKIES!!!!!!!

Me not really think it fair to say, "we not have world peace in 2017, so humanity is failure!" As of last year, there is no war in entire Western Hemisphere for first time in recorded history. In fact, only place on Earth where there is war is crescent from Congo to Afghanistan. Everywhere else at peace. That without…

"In year 2000, problem of how to keep doing this bit will be resolved when show is cancelled in December of 1999!"