Me like way you think!

Really? Me can do all of those things while eating cookie, and me still up on current events.

Taking 800 billion from Medicaid to shovel more money at rich. Believe it or not, Americans who text each other about show they're watching while making dinner and listening to Spotify can also pay attention to more than one news story at once.

Reaction not "they did it too." Reaction is, apolitical comedian makes terrible joke about Trump, and liberal swiftly and soundly condemn her. Openly political washed-up classic rocker makes death threats to Obama, and he gets invited to Oval Office. It not same thing at all, and it very telling about difference…

Except how is terrible TV comedian "opposition"? People are acting like "left" did this, as if it were Elizabeth Warren and not apolitical minor celebrity best known for being desperate for attention.

Cookies are "sometime food". Before dinner is "sometime"!!!

Me was too young for Star Wars when it originally released, but in pre-streaming, pre-rental, pre-everything days, they put in back in theaters few months before Empire Strikes Back so people could catch up (or more realistically, see it for eleventh time, but have it fresh in minds before sequel), and Papa Cookie…

That pretty brilliant take on things. Me not had chance to get to theater to see T2, but me really need to catch up on it soon.

> I'm so worried about being one of Those Guys who bothers a woman who doesn't want attention, or is so non-self-aware that they don't know when to let things lie and move on.

Funny story. Best advice Dan ever give to women was "have sex with nerds." His point was, in teens/early 20s, there two types of men, once who have confidence to make move with lady and ones who not (i.e., nerds). Eventually that gap closes, but while it exists, confident guys are ones who know how to get girls. (by…

A.V. Club….

Bless you, @RepostedAvengedSevenfoldFan2:disqus

As you know, me partial to cookie. But this seems to somehow spoil purity of cookie. Shoving chunks of filet mignon into chocolate mousse cake not improve either, and shoving candy no one over age of 11 that enamored with into cookie just distracting from essential goodness of cookie.

Who take bites, period?

There are few things that make me happier to read than, "me feel best me have ever felt in life." That right up there with "free cookies in break room!" Especially having followed your journey for while now in these pages, it make me very happy to see you found happy ending. Or maybe happy beginning more appropriate.

Since you're here, how's wedded bliss? How did ceremony go?

Me walk by Whole Foods on way home from work sometimes, that has smarmy poster out front that just says "Values." Every time me see it, me want to buy spray paint and add "Prison Labor." But people fall for wholesome-sounding marketing every time.

Welcome to my world!

"Anything is a toy if you play with it." —Andy Dwyer

You mean you going to family reunion too? See you there!