Yeah, me was middle school substitute teacher years ago, so me pretty much bulletproof when it come to childish insults.

Dan say long time ago that every single week someone ask him to "Santorum" somebody, and that it lose all meaning (not to mention make conversation impossible) if every single asshole on political spectrum have unpleasant sexual double-meaning attached.

Welp. Me just abandoned NaNoWrimo two days in.

Sure, but it must also include people over 60, unmarried middle-aged guys, Tim Tebow…

Every time me get depressed, me just eat some cookies! Everything all better!

Sure, but it tend to be non-participating partner who pushing for cuckold relationship, and participating partner pushing for open relationship. That big difference.

Me glad you so confident in what your hypothetical SJW straw man would do. Go ahead and keep patting self on back.

Me could live with that if it not take 8 years to travel from one side of country to other.

Yes, there nothing more tedious than social justice. Thanks for enlightening us with plan that manages to be both racist and sexist. You real shining example of human being.

That main reason Judi Dench was such terrific addition to series. With both Brosnan and Craig, she was very aware of Bond's faults and willing to call him out on them. But also understood why Bond was necessary to Mi6.

Me honestly not understand why someone not just make spy movie with Emily Blunt, or Idris Elba, or whoever, without being tied down by trappings of Bond series. Just make good spy movie with actor everyone want to see playing superspy! Nobody stopping you!

Ugh. Isn't ruining Mission: Impossible theme enough?

That not sound like worst fetish to have. Upside, you get to eat lots of pie!

We always fall for ones who hurt us most!

Me feel like maybe half of all college graduates end up in something that have nothing to do with their field. Me know computer programmers with degrees in philosophy, english and (unfinished) law; art director with history degree; social worker with degree in marketing… Papa Cookie wanted to be graphic artist, went…

And if everyone follow that advice, no one will ever have sex again!

Two women could be into this relationship, but let's face it, it mostly straight dudes. And partner having sex in this scenario not only risk STDs, but possibility of cuckolded partner realizing too late that reality not same thing as fantasy and reacting badly.

Me not saying no….

Me pretty sure execs who greenlit this not know difference between Nepal and Tibet. Especially when Hollywood's attitude seem to be, "we must do whatever we can to appeal to Asian market! Except casting Asian actors!"

Exactly. Me had girlfriend many years ago who had tremendous enthusiasm for sex. She was bi, and would talk pretty honestly about female friend she had crush on. It fell into safe fantasy for me, as friend was straight and not would have been interested, so it was just fantasy on girlfriend's part. But idea that we…