Me have friend who once insisted "Me can drink home!" Her friends took her keys away immediately.

Wow, me love being lectured on "adult dialogue" by someone who open by accusing me of changing subject, which me not do.

Dead Parents Society

Thomas Jefferson's wife was named Martha too! That why they put their differences aside and teamed up to fight British!

Sigh. Clinton not have any Saudi donors. Some Saudis gave to Clinton Foundation, money that goes to charity, not Hillary, not her campaign. Fox News started spreading lies, and me disappointed to see liberals eating story up like it cookie with frosting on top.

There not much new footage here, but at least we get to hear more of that soothing siren!

Who would have done better job? Given mess he walked into in '08 on every single front? It goddamn miracle country and world are in as good shape as they in, given where things were eight years ago. Instead of second Great Depression, we got seven years of job growth, millions more with health care, Osama bin Laden…

Ha. You attack me for bringing up strawmen and hyperbole and then you go straight for Saudi donors conspiracy theory?

Garry Trudeau do that often, and he revealed why: it much less work to draw silhouettes!

Hire sex worker! Or get bizarro sex worker to hire you!

Me keep telling self me going to take break from commenting and use that time to cure cancer or something. But here me still am!

Sure, some culpability. But Clinton-haters want to act like that only thing she ever did. And in her defense (and other Democrats as well), they passed resolution saying Bush could only invade if certain conditions were met (including UN inspectors finding WMDs), and Bush ignored those conditions and invaded…

We come from Monster Island.*

Me not sure you understand what word "information" means.

Exactly. Anything bad that happen from 2002-present is Obama's fault, and anything bad that happen from 1980-2001 is fault of Bill Clinton's penis.

Yeah, me kind of got that feeling just from Twitter quotes. Each line in vacuum is funny, but me not want to read whole book of them.

Funny how Bush invaded country, Bush botched invasion, Bush inspired long-running insurgency, Bush created shitshow of violence that has been rolling for fifteen years, but it all Clinton's fault!!!!

Yeah, he rich white guy who got slap on wrist, so he probably fine with war on drugs.

We'll see who eats whose shorts, Smithers!

That pretty much insane stance. No, Trump have no idea what to do if he take office. You think that mean nothing will happen for four years? It mean there some Cheney figure doing all kinds of horrible shit while Trump distract rubes by getting into fights on Twitter. As it is, Trump offered VP spot to Kasich, saying…