All my favorite film franchises have at least one movie that's really terrible. I love Star Trek, you couldn't pay me to sit through Nemesis again. I love Alien and Aliens, I haven't seen Alien 3 in more than 15 years and I still haven't watched Resurrection. Probably never will. But it also doesn't make me angry or…

This is still looking about as funny as the last time they tried to remake Ghostbusters, 2001's "Evolution". That's not a compliment.

I was fat as a child. Watching Homer Simpson and Ralph Kramden every night did not make me any happier about it, frankly.

In an extremely modest defense of said ending, Rat Race had already committed a far more egregious musical sin (in my book) by way of "Who Let the Dogs Out?" way earlier in the movie. Once a movie does that to you, you should not exactly be expecting to run out and buy its soundtrack.

It was. And it was truly bizarre. Mystery Men just played it over the end credits. Rat Race had the band show up as themselves and perform the song in full while the entire main cast sang and danced along.

I tolerate this song in the context of the underrated "Mystery Men", and that's about it.

I must be an odd anomaly in that I've always been able to lose weight without making myself miserable, but I have terrible eating habits springing from depression so I would always gain the weight back… but there would be absolutely no doubt as to why it was coming back, it wasn't some trick my body was pulling, it…

That's a rant and recommendation I can get behind.

Dennis Quaid got to explore the inner workings of Meg Ryan in the first one. I don't think I want to know how a remake would plan on topping that one. I'm not sure the world is ready for an all-female cast of Killer Klowns… but the more I think about it, the better it sounds to me.

I rather like Ghostbusters, but shit like this just reminds me why I'm generally much happier enjoying movies the rest of the world doesn't care about. If Hollywood ever gets desperate enough to remake InnerSpace, or Killer Klowns From Outer Space, I guarantee that no one will give a damn how many people of any given…

The face is the most hideous Godzilla has looked since "Son of Godzilla", and not in a good way. Outside of 2001's "Godzilla, Mothra, King Ghidorah: Long-Ass Subtitle I Never Remember" by the director of the superb 90's Gamera trilogy, I wasn't all that impressed by the most recent run of G films either (Godzilla 2000…

As a huge fan of the original movie and novel, and a resident of the town where this movie and The Fog were filmed, I used to really hate this movie as dumb, watered-down version of a film I love, butchered in my own backyard. But I've come to appreciate it in recent years, and I'm not entirely sure why.

I haven't seen the original since I was 11, and even at 14 I made a conscious decision to skip the sequel, yet there's some insidious form of nostalgia tempting me to watch these movies now. Not this TV show, though. I haven't gone that crazy, apparently.

Looks quite cool, I thought. The X Men films, the good ones anyway, are the only comic book movies I really give a damn about. The MCU ones are decent popcorn movies (except those awful Thor movies) but I find them all pretty forgettable, though I do have a soft spot for the Guardians of the Galaxy. I couldn't be…

I see they hired actual actors for this one. That's already an improvement over the original. Not being locked in shakey-cam hell for the whole movie is another plus in its favor.

I like pretty much all of these ingredients. And when they mashed up the Abbott & Costello film series with the Universal Monsters, that turned out well… 70 years ago… That is what this most reminds me of, anyway.

Retta played Donna Meagle on Parks and Recreation.

So yeah, this looks fairly terrible. But it did get me to thinking what I would do if someone told me to make an all-female Ghostbusters reboot in this day and age. Since this is a total fantasy anyway, I'd go right ahead and hire Amy Poehler, Aubrey Plaza, Retta and Rashida Jones (I'm a major Parks and Rec fan, sue…

Was Full House not the very definition of disposable to begin with? And yet, here we are…

Well, if you buy into the theory that all the transporter does is create a duplicate and destroy the original, all the main characters (except maybe Quark?) have been replaced by dopplegangers… some of them decades before their first appearances.