Irish people have the highest alcohol tolerance in the world.

The Irish - The hands that built America.

They loved Jimmy Savile too! And Rasputin! And Salman Rushdie! And David Caruso! Women can be pretty strange sometimes.

The Irish - The hands that built America.

Big, wrinkly potato head on him. Trying to look like a guy in his twenties with his twink haircut.

The candidates:

I'm voting for Jeb.

Here. I can write a Katy Perry style pop song for this dumb bitch.

When I was 17,
I drank some very good beer.
I drank some very good beer I purchased with a fake I.D.
My name was Brian McGee
I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was 17.

Are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail?

There are now twice as many terrible episodes of The Simpsons than there are good ones. That is a sobering thought.

Blood? I hope this is not Chris's blood.

This cat is cold as ice.

Meh. Fountains of Wayne do what Weezer do a lot better.

Everyone was ugly back in the 90's. People thought perms and mullets were bad! So many curtains……

Hire me. I write…….. good.

The Mick Jagger and David Bowie video was funnier. This was all downhill after the first fart.

Qwerty

Knock knock.

What are people complaining about?