David Keith is Snake.

He sired Colon Hanks. He must pay in kind.

Colon Hanks.

He's diabetic. He can't give blood.

Except this is a 49 year old who has never - to my knowledge - been in anything resembling a stable relationship who seems to always have a harem of (barely) legal boys who he promises the world in exchange for sexual favours. Enough of the victim blaming.

Don't get me wrong. I have seen a couple of good episodes - like the one with Doug Stanhope and the one with the bully - but by and large, most episodes just end up going nowhere.

Overrated, self-indulgent, pretentious show. Hey his ex-wife is black in one episode and white in the next! His daughters are played by different actresses in every show! What surreal run in will he have with some psychotic woman this week?

He has a room with a view now, looking at us maggots from Heaven; or should I say womb with a view?

It's been unwatchable three times as long as it's been any good. People go on about staying power. South Park, Family Guy and American Dad at their best may not have been up there with The Simpsons at its best but they were NOWHERE near as painful to watch after ten seasons than The Simpsons.