Contrary to popular belief standup comedy is not the same thing as a Salon op'ed.
And why the hell would this woman criticize me? I've never met her before and have nothing to do with her life.

No one cares what you think about anything.

They have medicine available for people like you you know?

This might be one of the saddest things I've ever read. It's like staring denial and mental illness right in the face.

Hahahaha. Oh man.

That's because you're mentally ill.

That's not logic. What you've just done is demonstrate that your brain doesn't work correctly. Get back on your meds. Or go on meds. One of the two.

Yeah because "straight white male at (their) first open mic" have it soooo easy. Basically second nature to them. They just go out on stage and talk about how great being straight is and how great being white is for a half hour and then exit to raucous applause.
Pretty sure it's difficult for everyone. 10 years ago…

It has nothing to do with gender. It has to do with you being a miserable bitter person who has nothing of any worth to share with anyone here.

At some point when you smoke pot heavily for a few years straight everything that happens when you're not stoned is by definition agitating and boring. People who make getting high the center and end all be all of their identify are so uninteresting.

No you're just a miserable asshole trying to bring everyone down to your level. Go to jezebel or something.

You think these comments are making people think? Christ…
No you're just absurdly obnoxious.

Please leave.

What the hell are you talking about? I have no idea what you're even referencing. Look I'm sorry for whatever mental illness you pretty clearly have but please take it elsewhere. This clearly isn't the board for you.

Wow you're a terrible person. Please leave and don't come back. You clearly have nothing or any worth to share.

Ugh…. Wow.

That idiot would seem to be you.

Didn't they already make this movie with Ashton Kutcher and it was dog shit?

This this this. Thank you.

Winners don't get injured. Obviously.