Maybe San Francisco is different, but here, it seems like the only way to get noticed on Grindr is to be a 21-year-old twink.

I'm glad to hear he's sticking around. I like his character, and it's good he (may) be giving Patrick another chance. Hopefully, he'll be able to get through an entire date this time without saying the exact wrong thing.

At some point or another, I found the entire series on a torrent sight, uploaded via complete seasons. I don't know if they're the original network cuts or the syndicated cuts, and the picture quality, unsurprisingly, is pretty lousy, but they do contain the original music. I haven't gotten around to watching them…

Wow, I haven't thought about that show in years. I remember really liking it. It did help that I was in college myself when that show was on.

This holiday season, I am bound and determined to get all the way through The Star Wars Holiday Special, even if it kills me (which it just might). I figure if I can just get through the first ten minutes of Chewy's family grunting at each other, I'll be able to make it.

Frankly, it looks a whole lot like The Dissolve—which hasn't exactly been winning too many design raves from users.

Oddly, I got an e-mail from Ticketmaster letting me know that tickets for the touring production that's coming through town in a couple of months is now on sale. I'm pretty sure I won't have any problem getting a walk-up ticket 5 minutes before any given performance once it arrives.

Oh, come on, this remake will be Gold(berg), I tell you! Gold(berg)!

Crap. I was going to make a similar joke about how Tony Goldwyn's career had been prepping for this for years, but yeah, he doesn't really have anything to complain about right now, does he?

Meanwhile, even though FX was born just three years ago, he's already 18 and engaging in a torrid affair with the much older ABC Family.

And this has nothing to do with this, but why the fuck did I have to respond to an e-mail from Disquis to post this?

Was it in San Marcos, by any chance?