He was awesome on Comedy Bang Bang.

They need more band members.

You should make a show called Angry Fat Guy.

He could help by not releasing an embarrassing piece of shit for an album…

Yawn.

Nobody other than nerds give a shit about these MacGuffins.

What a shock. A butt-hurt nerd, upset that his comic book movie didn't get a positive enough review.

What about the woman who stole Nora's ID? The purpose seemed to be to expose the government agency Nora worked for — something about the surveys are never reviewed, and burned in an incinerator in Florida?

What the fuck.

No one cares.

No shit. What did I just read?

"his revamp of Dawn of the Dead kicked the shit out of the original…"

NEEEEEERRRRRRRDDDDDDSSSSS!

Would you let him cum in your ass?

Sorry to hear that. Maybe someday you'll get a real job.

One day you'll get a job.

That's the broad from the cell phone commercials! Does she show her tits?

Ugh. Boo.

Ugh. Boo.

Ugh. Boo.