Funny that you mention Sandman, I've recently been re-reading it for the first time in years now that I bothered to buy the last two volumes. The first is indeed quite a chore, though I can't say it's bad? I don't know what's up with it. Maybe because it's pure setup? I mean, Morpheus himself is basically doing…

Samberg really is the new Will Ferrell, isn't he?

No I mean that he too carries blame for culinary disasters. But the joke is dead now :(

"As with all culinary disasters, I blame vegans"

For me it was American Psycho. The book, not the movie. At one point the descriptions just became…naw son. Naw. Reading that with a visual mind is quite the…experience. It's still the only book I ever purposefully put down and then gave away.

Hitler On Ice.

If anyone isn't convinced why Mario Paint should be on this list; go watch Joel's Bob Ross Mario Paint vids on YouTube and tell me that isn't the funnest shit to do. Painting along with them is just the best.

Christ now I can't even escape Hegel on AV-Club.

Except that the Darth Maul fight scene was, in hind-sight, utter tripe. Just empty, crappy choreography geared towards looking cool for kids. It was an indication for things to come.

Somehow the cover of Black Cloud made me think of Paper Girls. I think it's the outrun-y colour scheme.

The choreography too, looking back at that fight compared to the Empire Strikes Back duel on Bespin… Good god talk about vapid, showy nonsense. Kid-me was thoroughly entertained but adult-me looks back at it and wants to smack kid-me in the face.

That movie is a godsend of pure, amazing, baffling insanity though.

After Attack of the Clones I was just happy that meeting Anakin in PM took place in an actual freakin' village.

Y'know, I still 'like' the Phantom Menace better. Why? Less CGI, actual locations, pod racing and kid-Anakin is less bad than emo-Anakin. I don't even count Darth Maul any more, because fuck me that fight is bad when you honestly look back at it.

I thought only the first one was held up as great? With the second being regarded as alright and the third one pretty yikes? I don't know man, all the superhero stuff is starting to blend together in my head.

It felt like that, didn't it? And not just the CGI, but the entire set design. Everything in that Egypt bit, starting from when the baddies gathered up, was just so godawfully ugly and fake. I felt a little bad for the friend I went to see it with who is way more invested in the X-Men as such. At least I could laugh…

I don't need romance as a hook, especially when the movie already has a hook; huge, famous cruiseship sinking because of human ineptitude. I've never been able to make way through it because of the corny, poorly written romance bullshit.

Batman & Robin becomes even more hilarious when you watch it with RedLetterMedia's riff track.

For me it was either X-Men: Apocalypse or the first Expendables.

I also can't deny that I prefer the movie's ending over the space-squid of the comic book.